jugthird:

jughead watching archie play football from the bleachers with a pen and a pad bc hes the only other Journalist™ on the Blue and Gold and, with betty playing cheerleader, its up to Him to ~tackle the hard task of covering The Big Game. he’s supposed to be paying attention to everybody but the article winds up being three pages about archie andrews and his stupid shoulders

newtmqs:

the person i trust most in Riverdale is kevin bc he’s the only on who realizes Archie isn’t straight

ohhh–misssugarpink:

Jughead seems like the type of guy that would snuggle up to Archie during the night but also drool on his shoulder a lot. Archie would probably feel content and slightly grossed out about the situation.

jughead: i love you a lot arch

archie: more than food?

jughead: lmfao good one buddy

archie: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what i had in mi-

jughead: (holds up 8 of hearts) is this your card?

archie: (softly) holy shit...

Regular Saphael convo

zemzumm:

Simon: hey hey hey
Raphael: *reads but doesn’t reply*
Simon: ffs HELLO
Raphael: *still doesn’t reply*
Simon: Izzy’s flirting with me
Raphael: WHAT? WHERE? HOLD ME BACK CUZ IMMA HAVE TO SLAP A BITCH

Raphael: Why is your back all scratched up?

Simon: [*flashback to him chasing a raccoon after Raphael told him to leave it alone*)

Simon: I’m having an affair


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