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Australia and it's cities.

  • Sydney:

    Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.

  • Melbourne:

    Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.

  • Brisbane:

    Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole

  • Adelaide:

    The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.

  • Darwin:

    Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.

  • Hobart:

    Beautiful scenery. Incest.

  • Perth:

    Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.

  • Canberra:

    Parliament. That's it.



you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

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